Glorious Insults

פורסם: 01/03/2010 ב-7. יומן קריאה / צפייה
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These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:  She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison." He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." – Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." -Oscar Wilde

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." -Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." – Paul Keating

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." – Forrest Tucker

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -Mae West

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination." -Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." – Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one." -George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one." -Winston Churchill, in response.

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  1. אלת הירח הגיב:

    אין כמו עלבון טוב.

    ואם אתם רוצים ללכת דווקא עוד יותר אחורה, יש כמה וכמה אתרים שמלמדים אתכם לקלל בשייקספרית צחה. בחלק מהם יש מחוללי קללות, שעוזרים לכם לבנות קללות משל עצמכם, וחלק מציעים קללות היישר מתוך מחזותיו של שייקספיר. דברים כמו:

    Thine sole name blisters our tongues


    Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

    פשוט תגגלו Shakespeare insult ותראו לאן תגיעו.

  2. ארן הגיב:

    איזושהי סיבה שחלק מהמילים מודגשות?

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